谁是皇帝讲的是什么故事？

1. 谁是皇帝讲的是什么故事？

一天，法国皇帝亨利四世出外打猎，回来的时候跟不上手下人，迷了路。他刚走出树林，就遇着一个牧羊娃，便说：“孩子，你见到那打猎的大队人马吗？”孩子答道：“就在我们的村子里，我带你去吧！”
他们一边走一边谈话，亨利四世问题：“你见过法国皇帝吗？想不想见他？”孩子答道：“我不知他是什么模样，倒想见见哩！”亨利四世说：“你很容易见到他的。等会我们到了村子，你看谁还戴着帽子，谁就是皇帝呀！”
过了一会，他们来到村子里，亨利四世所有的侍从都毕恭毕敬地摘下帽子，站在路旁迎接皇帝。亨利四世得意地对孩子说：“现在你该清楚地知道，谁是皇帝啦！”
孩子心里一下明白了，可他却抓住亨利四世的把柄，跟他开了个小小的玩笑。他说：“到底皇帝是您还是我，我还没弄清楚呢？因为我和您都戴着帽子哪！”
亨利四世听了哈哈大笑，赞赏这孩子能说会道。

2. 讲一个皇帝的故事

应该是皇帝的新装吧，我在网上百度的英文版，比较多，得自己删一下。
The courtiers were worried that the wardrobes would begin to appear downstairs and in their chambers.
 
　　The Emperor spent hours every morning getting dressed. He had to choose his outfit, preferable a new one, and the shoes and wig to go with it. Mid-morning, he invariably changed into something more formal for his short meetings with his counsellors and advisors. He would change again for lunch, and then again for a rest in the afternoon. He just had to change for dinner and them again for the evening!
　　He kept all the weavers, tailors, cobblers and silk merchants of the city very busy and very happy!
　　News of the Emperor spread to distant kingdoms and finally came to the ears of two very shady characters.
　　"Could we?" they asked themselves. "Could we fool the Emperor who loves new clothes?"
　　"Let's try," they decided.
　　They left their homes and travelled to the Emperor's city. there they saw the many shops selling clothes, shoes and fabrics. For, if the Emperor dressed finely, so too did his couriers. The two travellers went to the palace along with many other tradesmen hoping to sell their wares to the Emperor.
　　They asked to meet the Emperor.
　　"We have something very special to show him," they told the Chamberlain.
　　"That's what everyone says," said the Chamberlain.
　　"Ah, but his is magical," said one, "We have invented a new cloth by using a very special and secret method."
　　The Chamberlain felt that it was his duty to bring new items to the Emperor's attention and he went to tell him.
　　"Something magical?" said the Emperor, who was changing for lunch and admiring himself in the mirror.
　　"Oh, I love new things, Show the two weavers in."
　　The two weavers were shown in, and began to describe their cloth to the Emperor.
　　"It is gold, silver and rainbow coloured, all at the same time," said one. "It shimmers."
　　"It feels like silk, but is as warm as wool," said the second.
　　"It is as light as air," said the first. "A most wonderful fabric."
　　The Emperor was enchanted. He must have an outfit from this new cloth.
　　"There is a grand parade in the city in two weeks time," he said. "I need a new outfit for it. Can one be ready in time?"
　　"Oh yes, your Majesty," said the weavers. "But there is a problem. The cloth is very expensive to make."
　　"No matter," said the Emperor, waving his hand. "Money is no objest. I must have an outfit. Just see the Chamberlain and he'll sort it out. Make it here in the palace."
　　The Chamberlain showed the two weavers to a large airy room and they set to work. They asked for a loom, and a sack of gold to start buying materials.
　　The Chamberlain followed the Emperor's orders and they were denied nothing.
　　The weavers worked away behind closed doors. The loom could be heard clattering away. Every now and them a courtier would stand and listen at the door. News of the magic cloth had spread.
　　Finally, the Emperor could stand it no more.
　　"Chamberlain, go to the weavers and see how the cloth is processing. The parade is only a week way."
　　The Chamberlain knocked at the door and waited.
　　"Enter!" said the weavers. They had been expecting someone soon!
　　"The Emperor has sent me to check on the progress of the cloth," said the Chamberlain, staring at the empty loom.
　　"Is it not beautiful?" said one of the weavers, holding out nothing to the Chamberlain. "See the lustre, feel the softness!"
　　"Um," said the Chamberlain, not quite sure what to say.
　　"Oh wise Chamberlain," said the other weaver.
　　"Now you can see why it is magical. Only the truly clever and brilliant can see the cloth. Most people would see an empty loom, but a clever man like you will see our wonderful cloth."
　　"Of course," said the Chamberlain, not wanting to look stupid. "It really is quite marvellous. Those colours, that shimmer of the gold and silver threads. Marvellous."
　　"Oh, you are so wise," said the weavers.
　　The Emperor was very impatient and couldn't wait for the Chamberlain to return. After ten minutes of pacing up and down, he went to the weavers' room, followed by half of his court.
　　He threw the doors open, and saw the empty loom.
　　"Why!" he cried in a surprised voice.
　　"Your Majesty," said the Chamberlain quickly. " A wise man such as yourself can surely see the colours and sheen of this magical cloth."
　　"Of course I can," said the Emperor, wondering why he could not. "It's beautiful. Simply enchanting. When can my outfit be made? Send for the royal tailors!"
　　"Your Majesty," said the two weavers. "We would be delighted to make your outfit for you. There is no need to trouble your hard-working tailor. It is such a difficult fabric to cut and sew. We will make the suit."
　　"Very well," said the Emperor. "First fitting tomorrow."
　　The courtiers had followed the Emperor, and they now came into the room. Of course, they could see nothing on the loom for there was nothing to see.
　　"Is it not beautiful?" said one of the weavers. "Of course, only the wise and very clever can see the beauty of the cloth. Look at the colours, feel the weight."
　　The courtiers queued up to look at the colours and feel the weight, and each went away exclaiming over the marvellous cloth which was indeed as light as air. But each courtier secretly wondered if they were really stupid, as they had seen nothing at all.
　　The two weavers then set to work as tailors.
　　They muttered and discussed at the Emperor's fittings, stitching here, cutting there until at last the suit was made.
　　The following day was the day of the parade.
　　"Am I not the handsomest of men in my marvellour suit?" said the Emperor to the Chamberlain, as he showed off his new outfit. "Just look at the tiny stitches and the lacework. Truly marvellous."
　　"Undoubtedly, sir," said the Chamberlain. "There is no outfit on earth to equal this one."
　　The Emperor was dressed in his new suit and ready for the parade. News of his amazing outfit had reached the people of the town and all wanted to see him. There were people crowded along the sides of the streets.
　　The parade began!
　　People gasped. "What a suit!" they cried.
　　"What suit?" asked a small boy, who had not heard of the magical cloth. "The Emperor has no clothes on at all!"
　　"It's true! No clothes! The Emperor is naked!" the people cried.
　　And the Emperor was very ashamed. He had been so vain, and now he had been made to look a fool.
　　As for the two tailors -- they were in fact thieves, and had long since left the town with their bags of gold. Probably laughing all the way!
　　But the Emperor is a wiser man now, and spends a lot more time with his advisors and far less with his tailors.

3. 为了皇帝到底在讲什么

人不狠站不稳，颓废球员被迫加入黑帮，最终成为黑帮老大，动作片

4. 告诉我皇帝的故事

以征服来论:秦始皇、汉武帝  以外交来论：汉安帝、明成祖 以行政来论：汉景帝、唐太宗  以繁盛来论：唐明皇 但是我还最欣赏汉武帝 从公元前140年汉武帝即位，到公元前87年去世，他一共作了54年皇帝。武帝一生在位期间，主要做了五件大事：一是打退了匈奴对中原的入侵，奠定了中华民族从南到北，从东到西的广阔生存空间。 二是变古创制，创立了一套系统完整而且体现着法家之“以法治国，不避亲贵”的政治制度。这种法制传统，成为此后二千年间中华帝国制度的基本范式。 三是将儒学提升为国家宗教，建立了一套以国家为本位、适应政治统治的意识形态，从而掌控了主流舆论，并且为精英阶层(士大夫)和社会树立了人文的理想以及价值标准。 四是彻底废除了西周宗法制的封建制度，建立了一套新的行政官僚制度、继承制度和人才拔擢制度。 五是制订设计了目光远大的外交战略，并通过文治武功使汉帝国成为当时亚大陆的政治和经济轴心。  在中国历史上，汉武帝是第一位具有世界眼光的帝王。他的目光从16岁即位之初，就已经超越了长城封障以内汉帝国的有限区域，而投向了广阔的南海与西域。  他不仅开创了制度，塑造了时代，他的业绩和作为也深深地熔铸进了我们这个民族的历史与传统中。汉民族之名，即来源于被他以银河作为命名的一个年代——“天汉”。在他那个时代所开拓的疆土，从闽粤琼崖直到川黔滇，从于阗阿尔泰到黑吉辽，勾勒了日后两千年间中华帝国的基本轮廓。而这个帝国影响力所幅射的范围，由成海、葱岭、兴都库什山脉直到朝鲜半岛；由贝加尔湖到印度，则扩展成了汉文化影响所覆盖的一个大文化圈。  但是他的政策在他的时代导致了巨大的变革，因而也引起巨大的冲突，巨大的争论，使他成为一位备受争议以至误解的人物。而他生平中最大的错误之一，就是他不幸地阉割了中国历史上一位最天才也最伟大的历史学家，而这个人原来是最能理解他同时崇爱他的。结果此人由于恨用笔来惩罚他；使他身处的这一伟大时代和他的生平成为历史上最有争议的时代。

5. 古代皇帝的故事

公元267年，司马炎立其子司马衷为皇太子。

晋惠帝司马衷（259－307），字正度。晋武帝司马炎第二子，西晋的第二代皇帝，公元290－307年在位。

司马衷是个很有特点的人，史书说他“不慧”，就是“不聪明”，不聪明的同义词就是弱智，天下的所有概念似乎都不只是质的问题，而关键是量的问题，比如说“傻子”这个概念就是这样，看起来聪明的人是百分百的真聪明吗？看起来愚蠢的人真百分百愚蠢吗

司马衷也是这样，不是百分百的弱智，他会写字，会看书，怎么可能是百分百的弱智呢？只是这哥们实在是不适合于当皇帝，甚至不适合于和人打交道了，他的智力似乎停留在10岁以前。

司马家的后人有很多都不聪明，比如说司马伦，司马颖。最愚笨的要算司马德宗（当然他可能姓牛，后见），这伙计连生活都不会自理，史书中没有记载他说过一句话，别人没在历史中留下一句话还情有可原，当了22年皇帝的家伙一句话都不说，那就完全是不会说话了，事实上也是这样。《晋书》说他：帝不惠，自少及长，口不能言，虽寒暑之变，无以辩也。凡所动止，皆非己出。

司马衷的谥号是“惠”，《周书.谥法》曰：“爱民好与曰惠。柔质慈民曰惠。”司马衷的确是比较柔顺，因为没人听他的，但想爱民也爱不成，想恨也恨不成，皇帝对老百姓不恨不爱是老百姓的福分，中国的老百姓总是被统治者折腾得家破人亡。“好与”的意思是喜欢助人为乐，把自己的东西分给别人，司马衷也做到了，连自己的老婆贾南风都送给太医了，还有什么不能送？





 

司马衷的妈妈就是杨艳，司马炎当皇帝后第二年（公元266年）立杨艳为皇后，她是曹魏贵族杨文宗的女儿。关于这姐们，后面还有话说。

司马炎有点妻管严，和隋朝开国皇帝杨坚一样，不过没那么窝囊。杨艳一发怒，他就只好大局为重了。立司马衷为太子就是一例。这说明，司马炎还是很可爱的。

可这一“可爱”不打紧，这一可爱就爱掉了晋朝大好的“基业”。

司马衷被立，真可谓是一波三折。这也是晋朝衰败的一个关键点。因为司马衷有点弱智。

按司马炎和杨艳的素质来说，生出来一个弱智儿子很令人费解。杨艳是大美女，姿容美丽，性陕隘。她才貌俱佳，少女时有人为她看相，说她乃是“极贵”的后妃之相。司马炎是大帅哥，才能，智力就更不用说了。而且，司马衷也有一子四女，个个都聪明伶俐。司马炎和杨艳又既不是近亲也不是**，难道是受孕的时候出了纰漏？只剩下这种可能了。
司马衷弱智到了什么程度呢？

公元291年，大臣们向晋惠帝禀报天灾频频，老百姓无粮，饿死不少。惠帝很是不解，反问道：“百姓没有粮食吃，为什么不喝肉粥解饿呢？”

我靠，肉糜，他大概以为天下到处放着猪肉羊肉，老百姓蠢到找不到呢。

而且在这位爷的脑海里，粮食这个概念，估计和“肉糜”是同样的一种看得见摸得着的东西，按柏拉图亚里士多德的体系，司马衷混淆了共相和殊相，颇有点“白马非马”的味道。

还有一次，司马衷在华林园游玩的时候听见蛤蟆叫，就问侍从：“这叫的东西，是为公事叫呢！还是为私事叫呢？”估计司马衷是个诗人，这个问题怕是连荷马都想不出来。

6. 皇帝的故事

　　汉景帝刘启汉景帝刘启是汉文帝刘恒长子，母亲是汉文帝皇后窦氏（即窦太后），汉惠帝七年（前188年）生于代地中都（今山西平遥县西南）。西汉第六位皇帝，在位16年。　汉景帝在西汉历史上占有重要地位，他继承和发展了其父汉文帝的事业，与父亲一起开创了“文景之治”；又为儿子刘彻的“汉武盛世”奠定了基础，完成了从文帝到武帝的过渡。
　　汉景帝即位后，吴王刘濞日益骄横，反迹也越发明显。御史大夫晁错建议削夺诸侯王的封地，收归汉廷直接统治。他给景帝上《削藩策》，力主“削藩”，指出：“今削之亦反，不削亦反。削之，其反亟（迅速），祸小。不削，其反迟，祸大。”晁错的父亲得知此消息，立即大骂晁错不孝，并与其断绝父子关系。在后文中可以看出老人家的远见。景帝采纳了晁错的“削藩”建议，于景帝前三年（前154年），以卖官等各种无理罪名先后削去楚王戊的东海郡，赵王遂的常山郡和胶西王的6个县。 　　景帝前三年正月，汉朝廷削地的诏书送至吴国。吴王濞立即诛杀了由朝廷派来的二千石（郡级）以下的官员。以“诛晁错，清君侧”为名，遍告各诸侯国。消息传来，胶西王刘昂、胶东王刘雄渠、菑川王刘贤、济南王刘辟光、楚王刘戊、赵王刘遂等，也都起兵配合。以吴、楚为首的“七国之乱”，终于爆发了。 　　刘濞发难后，即率20万大军西渡淮水，并与楚军会合后，组成吴楚联军。随即挥戈西向，杀汉军数万人，颇见军威。梁王刘武派兵迎击，结果梁军大败。 　　叛乱的消息传到长安后，景帝立即派中尉周亚夫（绛侯周勃的次子）为太尉，率36位将军迎击吴楚叛军，派曲周侯郦寄击赵，将军栾布率兵解齐之围，并命窦婴（窦太后堂兄之子）为大将军，驻荥阳督战。 　　景帝派周亚夫等迎击叛军的同时，内心却摇摆不定，这给了袁盎以可乘之机。袁盎原为吴相，与刘濞关系甚密。袁盎对景帝说：“方今之计，独有斩错，发使赦吴、楚七国，复其故地，则兵可毋刃血可俱罢。”景帝为换取七国罢兵，果然相信袁盎的话，表示“不爱一人以谢天下”，于是腰斩晁错于东市，并残酷地诛其九族。虽然晁错一片忠心，但削藩的方法毕竟不能使诸侯服气。这样削藩只能使问题进一步激化，并且给了七国一个发兵的理由。 　　景帝诛晁错，去掉了七国起兵的借口，然而七国仍不罢兵，这就进一步暴露出其反叛的面目。景帝后悔莫及，于是决定以武力平息叛乱。周亚夫率汉军很快平定了七国之乱，吴王濞逃到盟友东瓯国，被东瓯王所杀。

7. 关于皇帝的故事

康熙下象棋　　一年夏天，康熙皇帝来到塞北木兰围场狩猎，当他走过伊逊河，来到一座大山前，渐觉疲劳，便传旨大队人马停下歇息。　　康熙信步登上了山顶，坐在一棵青松下观看风景，微风吹来，使人心旷神怡。一时间，康熙来了棋瘾，便让随从摆好象棋盘，与一位大臣对弈起来。不多久，大臣便连输三局。但康熙兴致甚浓，问周围的大臣们：“谁再来同朕下一盘？”众大臣深知皇上的棋艺高明，谁也不敢与皇上对弈。这时，侍卫那仁福早就想同皇上对弈一盘，康熙看出他的意思，便说：“一同玩玩无妨，朕不怪罪就是了。”于是，那仁福就大着胆子与康熙对弈起来。　　那仁福是个象棋迷，对弈起来连“皇上”两字都抛之脑后，打得康熙苦苦招架。察颜观色的大臣见此情景，对康熙说：“皇上，不好了！山下窜出一只猛虎。”康熙一听，忙对那仁福说：“朕先去猎虎，你等着，马上回来与你下完这盘棋！”那仁福只好等在棋盘旁。　　其实，大臣见皇上棋势已成败局，便故意引皇上下山。而康熙只顾追找老虎，越走越远。等他回来，又饿又累，早把下棋的事忘得一干二净，用完晚饭就在行营中休息了。　　第二天，京城有政务报来，康熙在大帐里处理了一天奏折，傍晚时分才得以出来透透气。溜达到这座大山跟前，抬头见到那棵松树，才想起那地方还有一盘棋没下完呢！等他匆忙赶到松下，见那仁福仍然双膝跪地，纹丝不动。康熙见了，非常感动，急忙上去搀扶那仁福，说道：“君而无信，何以为君？”那仁福跪了两天，两腿早已麻木，哪里还站得住？“扑通”一声栽倒在地。康熙见了更加难过。自此以后，康熙引以为鉴，再也不失信于人了。

8. 有一个故事，不记得说的是哪个皇帝了

　　萧规曹随
　　惠帝二年，萧何死了，曹参听说了这个消息，告诉舍人：“赶快治办行装，我将要进入国都当相国。”待了没有几天，使臣果然召曹参回去。曹参当初地位卑微时，跟萧何友好，等到做了将军、相国，两人有了隔阂。到萧何将死的时候，所推荐的贤相只有曹参。
　　曹参接替萧何做汉朝的相国，所有的事务都没有改变的，完全遵守萧何制定的规约。选拔郡和封国的官吏：呆板而言语钝拙、忠厚的长者，就召来任命为丞相史；说话雕琢、严酷苛刻、想竭力追求名声的官吏，就斥退赶走他。
　　日夜喝醇厚的酒。卿大夫以下的官吏和宾客见到曹参不做事，来的人都想说话。来到的人，曹参就把醇厚的酒给他们喝，一有空，官员们想要有话说，曹参又让他们喝酒，喝醉以后才离开，始终不能进说，认为这是常规。相国官邸的后园靠近官员的住处，官员每天饮酒唱歌呼喊，曹参的随从侍吏厌恶他们，但不能对他们怎么样，就请曹参到园中游玩，听见官员酒醉唱歌呼喊，随从侍吏希望相国召来他们制止他们，曹参竟反而取来酒设座唱起来，也唱歌呼喊跟他们彼此呼应唱和。曹参见到别人有小过错，一心给隐藏遮盖，相府中没发生过事。
　　曹参的儿子曹窋任中大夫，惠帝责怪相国不治理国事。曹窋休假（洗沐：古时指官员休假）以后回去了，乘机进言，按照惠帝的话劝谏曹参。曹参愤怒，用竹板打了曹窋二百下，说：“赶快入朝侍奉皇帝，天下的事不是你应当谈论的。”到了朝拜时，惠帝责备曹参说：“为什么给曹窋处罚呢？先前是我让他劝谏你的。”曹参摘下帽子谢罪说：“陛下自己考察和高皇帝比哪一个圣明英武?”皇上说：“我怎么敢与先帝比呢！”曹参又说：“陛下看我的能力和萧何比哪一个更强?”皇上说：“你好像赶不上萧何。”曹参说：“陛下说的正确。况且高皇帝和萧何平定天下，法令已经明确，现在陛下垂衣拱手(指无为而治)，我这样一类人恪守职责，遵循前代之法不要丢失，不也可以吗？”惠帝说：“好，你歇着去吧。”
　　曹参在朝廷任丞相三年，极力主张清静无为不扰民，遵照萧何制定好的法规治理国家，使西汉政治稳定、经济发展、人民生活日渐提高。他死后，百姓们编了一首歌谣称颂他说：“萧何定法律，明白又整齐；曹参接任后，遵守不偏离。施政贵清静，百姓心欢喜。”史称“萧规曹随”。